Girl:
Promise Me That;
U will Not Love Any Other Girl after Me..!
Boy:
I Love you but I can't Promise So..! :O
Girl (Crying):
Means you will have Someone in Ur Heart..! :(
Boy (Smiling):
The Girl I will Love after you,
Will Call you Mom..:-)
PYAR ki application.. :p :D
To,
The janeman
... I love you jaan
Subject- Love is Life.
Dear Janu,
I beg to say that, I am a student of ur heart.
My Dil is very ill.
It is dhadking (Beating) many time in a minute.
So, Kindly give me a kiss. Thanks,
YOUR'S LOVER ,
Name :: Pyar Ka Mara.
Class :: Dil Hai Tumhara
Roll no. 143
A Heart touching msg from a boy who failed in love:
Dat day I tattooed my
lover's name on my hand
&
2day by looking at dat my DAUGHTER asked me
"Do u Love me so much Dad"? :-(
Us ke na hone se kuch bhi nahi badla.
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bas jahan pehle Dil hota tha ab wahan Dard hota he :-(
Bachi: Dadi Kia aap K dant hain?
dadi: Nahi Beta Meray to saray daant Toot gaye!!
Bachi: Acha To Phr meray saray AKHROT Ap smbhal k rakh lain
me Aa ker lay Loon Gee :P
physics student proposing a
chemistry Girl: I love u more than an electron
wants to attract proton....
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Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna
conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,
is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar
dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey,
Kambakht,
Graphite ki aulad:-P =D;)
People Fight For Religion . .
. .
People Die For Religion,
But ..
..
People Do Not Follow The Religion...
THINK...!!
Life is nt abt a hot girl by ur side,
bt abt a pagli friend wid whom u can discuss all silly thngs ..
Its nt abt nokia blackberry,
bt abt d last battery present wn u hav to say smthin spl 2 smbody.
Its not abt 10hrs of study,
bt abt 15 mins tea break.
Its not abt wishing a friend on bday,
but abt listening all gaali's for forgeting it.
Itz not abt a busy schedule,
but abt d 3 min of luv tlk wd ur luvd 1s..
Life is nt abt havng a pizza alone in a room of fully loaded ac,
bt havng a cup of coffee n a plate of maggi vid ur frnds on a road n havng d most xictng fun vid dem ...
Life is all abt d small moments...
Feel it and Live it..
Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai
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Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai
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waah-waah...
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lekin Notice board par likha hai ki tu fail hai :(
:D :P