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Funny Shayari Sms and Funny Shayari Quotes

Explore the funny shayri sms and have fun with friends.

बेचारा आदमी:

जब सर के बाल न आये तो दवाई ढूँढता है..,

जब आ जाते है तो नाई ढूँढता है..,

जब सफ़ेद हो जाते है तो डाई ढूँढता है...!
और जब काले रहते हैं तो लुगाई ढूँढता है


Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hai..
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or bachche itne kamine hai saale
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glass liye baithe hai... :p :p

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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
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husn ke tewar nookile ho gaye...
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Hum izhar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,
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AUR UNKE HAATH PEEL HO GAYE....
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isliye Hum Rangeele Ho Gaye...


Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.


Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye,,
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani
hai...:p :O :D

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Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye

"KFC ka ZINGER"

Aur

Doston k Liye

"Middle Finger"! :-P


Dedicated to All Students ........ :'( ---->
Dil tod shayari:

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

wah wah...

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
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INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...??:p


Ghalib farmate hai!!

Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !

Gaur farmaiyega...

Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !

Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !

Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..

Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !

Wah Wah......

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