Neend men ek khuwab aata hai
khuwab men aik larki ati hai.....
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Larki k peeche uska baap aata hai
Phir na neend ati ha na khwab
aata hai ... :P
बेचारा आदमी:
जब सर के बाल न आये तो दवाई ढूँढता है..,
जब आ जाते है तो नाई ढूँढता है..,
जब सफ़ेद हो जाते है तो डाई ढूँढता है...!
और जब काले रहते हैं तो लुगाई ढूँढता है
Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hai..
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or bachche itne kamine hai saale
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glass liye baithe hai... :p :p
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
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husn ke tewar nookile ho gaye...
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Hum izhar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,
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AUR UNKE HAATH PEEL HO GAYE....
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isliye Hum Rangeele Ho Gaye...
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye,,
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani
hai...:p :O :D
Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye
"KFC ka ZINGER"
Aur
Doston k Liye
"Middle Finger"! :-P
Dedicated to All Students ........ :'( ---->
Dil tod shayari:
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah...
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
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INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...??:p
Ghalib farmate hai!!
Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Gaur farmaiyega...
Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !
Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..
Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !
Wah Wah......