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Keep up with friends and others who work, study and live around you.

Nobody is interested in ur updates like 'feeling hungry' or 'feeling sleepy' unless u r Angel priya or Princess Natasha.


According to guys there are only 2 types of girls on social media

- Attention Seeker
- Yeh Bahot Bhaav Khaati hai -_-

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Kaash Facebook pe ek
option"Add
as Girl friend"
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Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe
konsi
ladkiyon ki kami hai
Nextttt..


New Generation Boys
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thoko like


Facebook par girl ki friend request
aane
par....
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Ek Aam aadmi apne 4,5
dosto ko
Yad krta h or sochta h...
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Kis haramkhor ne banayi h
ye
Fake ID...

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There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.
But girls maintain Two.
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One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics ;-) :-D :-P


Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
Daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture.


The guys who comment "where are the wings of this beautiful angel" on girl's DP
are the same who say "yaar ladkiya bohot bhaaw khati hai"

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