A Lady was Kissing a Lion inside a Cage in Circus..!!
Ring Master challenged - Can anyone do it???
Santa - Main aata hu, par pehle Lion ko hatao. ...!!!
This is called "Out of the box thinking"
Actual meanings:
TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost !
Ahaan ! = I'm really not interested in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these !
Hey what's up = I'm bored, talk to me please..
Cool = I've heard enough of you loser !
OK = whatever! Don't eat my brain now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say !! :P
As per Indian marriage act 1955, marriage can not take place without "Nagin Dance".
In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!! ;)
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..
"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" :)
Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.
my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(
I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..
I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D