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As per Indian marriage act 1955, marriage can not take place without "Nagin Dance".


In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!! ;)


I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.


Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..

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"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" :)


Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.


my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything


I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(

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I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..


I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D


Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."


Intelligence is knowing that Big Boss is a bullshit.
Wisdom is not watching it.

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