Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Funny Facebook Status Updates

Actual meanings:

TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost !

Ahaan ! = I'm really not interested in your stuff baby

Hmmmm = So why are you telling me all these !

Hey what's up = I'm bored, talk to me please..

Cool = I've heard enough of you loser !

OK = whatever! Don't eat my brain now

Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely nothing to say !! :P

As per Indian marriage act 1955, marriage can not take place without "Nagin Dance".

In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!! ;)

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.


Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..

"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" :)

Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything


I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(

I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..

I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D

Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."

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