I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(
I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..
I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D
Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."
Intelligence is knowing that Big Boss is a bullshit.
Wisdom is not watching it.
When you walk into a family function, every person you come across is a 'People you may know' notification.
Some people be like : Tum mujhe trust do main tumhe dhokha dunga.
Mera Dost Engineering Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaya, Ab Toh Usne Ghutne B.Tech Diye.
Missing Gandhi Ji Today
more than ever! :(
yeah of course in the wallet.... :P
bichara me ... :p
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends.
I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week !
DJ : "All the ladies in the house put your hands up in the air"
Feminists : "Don't tell us what to do "