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Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..


"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" :)


Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.


my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

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I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(


I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..


I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D


Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."

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Intelligence is knowing that Big Boss is a bullshit.
Wisdom is not watching it.


When you walk into a family function, every person you come across is a 'People you may know' notification.


Some people be like : Tum mujhe trust do main tumhe dhokha dunga.


Mera Dost Engineering Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaya, Ab Toh Usne Ghutne B.Tech Diye.

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