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Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."


Intelligence is knowing that Big Boss is a bullshit.
Wisdom is not watching it.


When you walk into a family function, every person you come across is a 'People you may know' notification.


Some people be like : Tum mujhe trust do main tumhe dhokha dunga.

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Mera Dost Engineering Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaya, Ab Toh Usne Ghutne B.Tech Diye.


Missing Gandhi Ji Today
more than ever! :(
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yeah of course in the wallet.... :P

bichara me ... :p


If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends.


I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week !

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DJ : "All the ladies in the house put your hands up in the air"
Feminists : "Don't tell us what to do "


Ghar Mein 5 minute kisi kamre ka darwaaza band kar lo, Poore ghar waale wahan khazaana dhundne aa jayenge. xD


If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends. :D


If i swallow magnets will i become attractive? ._.

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