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In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!! ;)

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..

"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" :)


Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(

I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..


I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D

Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."

Intelligence is knowing that Big Boss is a bullshit.
Wisdom is not watching it.

When you walk into a family function, every person you come across is a 'People you may know' notification.

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