Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..
"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" :)
Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.
my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :(
I'm So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..
I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week ! :D
Bachpan Us Din Jawani Mein Badal Gaya "Jis Din Namkeen Ko CHAKHNA Bolna shuru Kar Diya.."
Intelligence is knowing that Big Boss is a bullshit.
Wisdom is not watching it.
When you walk into a family function, every person you come across is a 'People you may know' notification.
Some people be like : Tum mujhe trust do main tumhe dhokha dunga.
Mera Dost Engineering Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaya, Ab Toh Usne Ghutne B.Tech Diye.