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The funda of life is that Life has no answer

Aaj ka gyan:
javani me itane kaand karo ki budhapa sunane me hi guzar jaye


ज्ञान की बात:-

कम समय में ऊंचाइयों को हासिल करने का एक ही तरीका है
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आप सीढ़ियों की बजाय लिफ्ट का इस्तेमाल करें।
धन्यवाद :D


Thought for the day:


When ur ex-gf , ex wife says: 'you will never find anyone like me'


Reply with "well..that's the whole point" :-)

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Message for the Boys
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Girl may not Help you to Get a Good
Salary.

But, Salary may Help you to Get Lots
of good
Girls.
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So Love your Work Not Girls..


Zindagi me insaan sab kuch samajh sakta hai
Bas zindagi or insaan samajh me nhi aate


Boys
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.
Girl may not Help you to Get a Good
Salary.

But, Salary may Help you to Get Lots
of good
Girls.
.
.
So Love your Work Not Girls..

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If sum1 steps on ur foot n asks :
'did i hurt u?'

step on theirs harder
n ask....
'can u feel my answr..?:p :D


Aaj Ki Achi Baat:
"Kisi K kaam k liye inkaar na kro,
Balke Usay Itni Topia krwao K Agla Khud Tang Aakar Boly Yar Tu Chhor Mai Kisi aur Se Kr wa Lon ga.. :p


"Wah re BOTTLE"

"Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.

Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.

Jawani me beer ki bottle.

Uske bad whisky ki bottle

Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle

Operation hua to khoon ki bottle

Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle

Ek baar pakro to zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE

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