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Funny   Shayari  

खैरीयत पूछने का ज़माना गया साहब,
आदमी ऑनलाइन दिख जाये तो समझ लेना सब ठीक हैं...
भगवान हम सबको आनलाइन रखें...

Love   Shayari  

बबूल का दरख़्त जिस जगह चूमा था तुमने
कमाल है
उस टहनी पे अब गुलाब खिलने लगे हैं.


Chand ne ki hogi suraj se mohhabat
isliye to chand mein dag hai,
mumkin hai chand se hui hogi bewafai
isliye to suraj mein aag hai.


Sad   Shayari  

ye bhi achha hua shayad ki usey pa na sake hum

A dost...

hamara ho k bichadtaa to QAYAMAT hoti !


Kisi Se Koi Cheez Maango To Aise Maango Jese Tumhaare Baap Ki Thi
Aur Nahi Mili To Soch Lena Kaunsa Mere Baap Ki Thi? :D ;-)


Neend men ek khuwab aata hai
khuwab men aik larki ati hai.....
Larki k peeche uska baap aata hai
Phir na neend ati ha na khwab
aata hai ... :P


Rain   Shayari  

Use Barish Pasand Hai...
Mujhe Barish Me Woh...
Usey Hasna Pasand Hai...
Mujhe Hastey Hue Woh..
Usey Bolna Pasand Hai..
Mujhe Boltey Hue Woh...
Usey Sab Kuch Pasand Hai Or Mujhe Bas Woh...


Kisi Ne Mujh Se Poocha K Usey Paane K Liye Kis Had Tak Ja Sakte Ho ?

Me Ne Muskura K Kaha...

Agar Had'de'n Hi Paar Karni Hoti Tou Usay Kab Ka Paa Liya Hota !


A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"

A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

Husband replied:
"I don't have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you."

Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us"

Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim .... and my mom will definitely save me first." :D :D

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