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Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?

Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zabt hai woh chhudwa do.

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pyar paaya or paa kar kho diya
umar bhar ab pyar ko tarsti rahenge

zinda to hain magr

zindgi bhar zindgi ke liye taraste rahenge.

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A child ask to God if every thing is already written then why should i pray??


God smiled and replied

May be sometimes i have written
'' AS YOU WISH"

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Category : Nice


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GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se..
Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check
krna h..
Ap meri help kr do plz..

Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta h or
ladki gir jati h.
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Pappu : tera balance to bahot khaRAb hai

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Category : Jokes



"Na Dua maangi , na guzaarish ki ,
Na koi Fariyaad na numaaishh ki,
Jab bhi jhuka sar khuda k aage , humne bs aapki khushi ki khwaahishh ki..

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Category : Shayari



When the moon winks at U tonight..I wish sweet dreams embrace U tight..Hope UR day was quite alright..& I wish U a lovely Good Night..!

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Category : Night


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