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Funny

‎3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..
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1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :|
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke
saamne Bf kuch bhi nahi :)
3) Sab larke kutte hote hain.. :|

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Same girl after having boyfriend..
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1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar.. Uske
siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :s
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I
can't leave him :|
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai...
He loves me alot.. :)


Girl-Boy

If u advise him, he thinks u r dominating. If u dont, u r not doing anything..

If u agree to all his likes, u r sweet. If u dont, u r not understanding.

If he calls u, he is missing u. If u call, u r disturbing him.

If he asks u anything,its his right. If u ask, u r interfering.

If he cares, he loves u but if u care, u r very possessive.

And he says "women are confusing!"

HATS OFF to girls for tolerating this species!! :D

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Jokes

Pappu Ke Ghar Billi Rehti Thhi,,, Pappu Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.. Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.. Pappu Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,.
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi..
...
,
PAppu Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya,,,
... . Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chodne
Gaya. '
'
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha. Pappu: "Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi ?"
?
Wife: "Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai"
.
Pappu Rote Hue: "Uss Se Bol Ke Mujhe Aaker
Le Jaye, Mein Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon"...... :P :D


Broken-Heart

I Wish I Could Give You My Pain Just For One Moment..
Not To Hurt You,
But to make you Understand How Much You Hurt Me..!!


Attitude   Shayari  

Postive attitude.!
.
Hum wo hai jo 'HAAR' k bhi ye kehte hain..
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"Wo Manzil hi BadNaseeb thi Jo hume na paa saki....!

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Bewafa   Shayari  

Itna samajh chuka tha main uske mizaaj ko

Wo jaa rahi thi aur main hairaan bhi na tha.......!!!


Relationship

Beautiful Relationshipsare
The One Which Have
'NO NAME'
Coz
When You Give A Name
To A Relationship,
It Limits The Ways In Which
You Can Love A Person. .


Funny

Pathan ne Garment Shop kholi

Usi me Real Estate Agency bhi khol li

Shop ke samne Tandur b lga liya

Aur Shop ka naam rakha

"Roti, Kapra or Makaan
Sab dega ye Pathan" :D


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