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A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"

A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

Husband replied:
"I don't have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you."

Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us"

Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim .... and my mom will definitely save me first." :D :D


Hubby-Wife   Jokes  

Definition of a happy couple:

He Does what She wants
And
She does what She wants... =P ;->


Love

Some relations never demand presence. It's the confidence in relation which makes u belive that whenevr u need the. person will always be with u.

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Life

Life can be happier & stressless if we remember one simple thought:
"We can't have all that we desire, but God will give us all that we deserve"


Good   Morning  

God’ll not give u a burden u can't handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment;
God thinks you can do it!


Exam

40 marks ki kimat tum kya jaano topper babu...
1 teacher ka aashirwad hota hai 40 marks...
1 failure ke sar ka taaj hota hai 40 marks...
Har engineer ka khwab hota hai 40 marks...!!! :D:P

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Jokes

Ek bar pappu bank me gaya
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Kamino mere ko A/C kholna hai.. :p

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Lady:- Tameez se baat kijiye,

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Pappu : Tameez ki maa ki ankh. :O
Account kon kholega wo bata,

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Lady manager ko complaint karne
gayi.

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Manager:- kyu batameezi kar rahe ho, :@

Pappu: Batameezi ki maa ki ankh,
Boss D.K., meri 100 crore ki lotery lagi hai,
battao account kaun kholega, :D
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Manager: arrey sir aap bhi kaha is
chudel se baat kar rahe ho,
Mai yaha kya aisi tesi krwane
betha hun, plzz comesir .. PLzz :P =D :D :D

Paisa bolta hai boss :D


Students

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.


Love   Shayari  

Puchha Jo Usne, Akhir Chahate Kya Ho Tum....??

Mai Bohut Der Tak Sirf Use Hi Dekhta Raha....!!!


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