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ladki bolne wala tota kharidne gayi..!!
... ladki totey se : main kaise lagti hu ?
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Tota : awara lagti ho.
Ladki : tota badtameez hai

dukandar ne tote ko pani me dubaya or pucha phir gali dega ?
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Tota : nahi
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ladki : agar mere ghar pe mere sath ek admi aaye to tum kya sochoge ?
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Tota : tumhara pati hoga
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ladki : agar 2 admi ho to ?
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Tota : pati or Bhai
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ladki : agar 3 admi ho to ?
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Tota : pati, Bhai or Driver.
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ladki : agar 4 ho to ?
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Tota : pani le aao mene phle hi kha tha awara hai..!! ;) :P :D


Shayari   Luv-Shayary  

Aaj Maine Talaash Kiya Unko Apne Aap Me,
Wo Mujhe Har Jagah Mila Ek Takdeer Ke Siwa....

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Jokes

Interview of Railway job.....
Officer- Agr tumhe pta chale ki ek hi track pr aamne saamne se train aa jae to kya Karoge?
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Intrviwr- Sbse pehle me line change karuga..
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Offcr- Agr na Kr ske to?
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Intrvwr- Me Red Signal Dikhauga
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Offcr- Agar Lite nahi hue to?
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Intrvwr- To me Lal Kapda Dikhauga.
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Offcr- Agr Kapda na mila to?
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Intrvwr- To me apni Maa ko bulauga
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Offcr- Maa ko Q?
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Intrvwr- O G Unko Train ka Accident hote hue dekhne ka Bada Shauq hai


Love

12am = full battery , fresh minded, full dialogues rehearsed and ready ...

haina ..?? ;) :D


Yaadein

Apni yaadon ko apney paas rakha kar, Jab bhi mere paas aati hain aankhein nam kar jaati hain..

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Luv-Shayary   Shayari  

Bus Ik Baar Nikaal De is ISHQ Se Mujhe,
Phir Jab Tak Jiyenge Ye Khata Na Karenge....


Jokes

Santa - Maa khush khabri hai
Maa - Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya
Maa - beeta huwa ya beeti?
Santa - Mari biwi na doosri shadi kar li


Luv-Shayary   Love  

Khayal ko tere lafzon se bun kar jism se lapet lete hai
Hum kuch yun tere ehsaason ko khud me samet lete hai


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