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Shayari

"Dunia ye muhabbat ko muhabbat ko nahi deti,
Inaam badi cheez hai qeemat nahi deti, deney ko tou de sakta hun mai bhi tuhjey gali, lekin meri tahzeeb izazat nahi deti"


Jokes

Nikaah K Baad Dulha:
"Maulvi saheb apki Fees?"
Maulvi: Janaab, Begum Ki Khoobsurti Ke Mutabiq De do..!
Dulhe Miya Ne 10 ka note De Diye aur uth kar jaane lage.
Achanak Hawa Se Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Uth Gaya..
Maulvi:
Amma,, Miya Baki paise To Lete jao.

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Shayari   Friendship  

Jab 'ISHQ' mein armaan jal jate hain,
Na jane log kyun badal jate hain,
Karna hum se DOSTI zara soch samjh kar,
Hum wafahon mein had se guzar jate hain...!!!


Funny

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

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Kiske paas chhodu.!

sabhi kamine hain,

pee jayege. :D


Friendship

Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu, sweet heart, darling, ya baby, babu.
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Mere liye to tum Kutte the, Kamine ho aur Haramkhor hi rahoge..!! ;)

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Shayari   Luv-Shayary  

Bari mushkil me hoon kaise izhar kru,
Wo to khushbu hai use kaise girftar kru
Uski mohhabt par mera haq nahi lekin,
Dil karta hai akhri saans tak uska intizaar kru....


Hubby-Wife

Husband- dubai ja raha hu...
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana...

Husband- singapore ja raha hu....
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana...

Husband- london ja raha hu...
Wife- perfumes leke aana...

Husband- narak mein ja raha hu...
Wife- Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai...
Bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!


Friendship

Somtimez we think why frndz keep forwardng msgs without talking to each other?

The reason is that, they have nothng to say but still want to remain in touch


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