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Sad

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop. Repairer: NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone. Old man : Then why DON'T my children ever call me?


Funny

Boys agar ladki do din pyaar se baat kare.. aur fir achaanak
baat karna band kar de.. toh samajh lo.. uski
boyfriend se sulah ho gayi hai.. ;)

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Jokes

BF: Darling tere ghar me sab kaise maan gaye hamarei shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nahi, ek
question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar raha hai!!

mene bas bola Pet k andar laat maar raha hai


Sad   Shayari  

Aadat Mujhe Andheron Mein Darne Ki Daal Kar,
Ek Shakhs Meri Zindagi Ko Raat Kar Gya...


Girl-Boy

She: Mai tujhe Like karti hun.
He: Par mai toh tujhe like ke sath comment bhi karta hun
She: Mar ja kutte kameeney...

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Yaadein   Shayari  

Dil bhi aj mujhe ye keh kar dara raha hai,
karo Yaad Use warna main bhi dharkhan choor dunga....


Funny-Shayari

Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye

"KFC ka ZINGER"

Aur

Doston k Liye

"Middle Finger"! :-P


Valentine-Day

Dedicated To All Married Men...

PATNI:" Yeh kya...White Roses kyon ??
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Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai...

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PATI:" Ab Zindagi mein, Pyaar se zyaada Shanti ki
Jarurat hai...:p


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