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Santa-Banta

EK BAAR SANTA JUNGLE MEIN KHO GAYA..
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Use dhoondne k liye BANTA jungle mein gaya.
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waha wo kuch aadivasiyo se mila.
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BANTA:- Mujhse pehle koi aadmi aaya tha..?
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AADIVASI:- Ha, aaya tha..
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BANTA:- Kaisa tha.. ??
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AADIVASI:- TASTY THA... :O :p ;)


Life

Today's Reality:

Big House,
but Small Family...

More Degrees,
but Less Common Sense...

Advanced Medicine,
but Poor Health...

Touched Moon,
but Neighbours Unknown...

High Income,
but Less Peace of Mind...

High IQ,
but Less Emotions...

Good Knowledge,
but Less Wisdom...

Lots of Human Beings,
but Less Humanity...

Costly Watches,
but No Time..!!!

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Luv-Shayary

Jo cheez meri hai use koi or na dekhe,
Insan bhi mohabat mein bacho ki tarah sochta hai....


Sad   Shayari  

Waqt bhi leta hai karwatein na jane kya-kya,
Umar itni to nahi thi jitne sabak seekh liye humne....


Santa-Banta

Interviewer: Let me check ur
english, tell me d opposite of
good.?
Banta: Bad.

Interviewer: Come
Banta: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI
Banta: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta
ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out
Banta: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected
Banta: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra
ra ra ra hayo rabba!!

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Funny-Shayari

Dedicated to All Students ........ :'( ---->
Dil tod shayari:

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

wah wah...

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
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INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...??:p


Funny

Maine pucha chand se,
DeKha hai kahin, mere yaar sa HASEEN?
Chand ne kaha, "ek to mein tere bap ka noukar nhi 8-| Aur dosri bat itni uppar se kuch dikhta bhi nhi" :p


Jokes

What Is Similarity Between Husband
And
Split AC ... ???

Guess
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Dono He Ghar k Bahar Shor Machate Hain
Aur Ghar k Andar Silent :P


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