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1 PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
.
Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha


Luv-Shayary   Shayari  

Bada ajeeb hai ye Ishq Wala Khel,

yahan ek thak jaye toh dono har jate h

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Shayari   Tanhayi  

Tum se milne ki tamana to kab se dil mein thi,
Par meri hasrat hamesha teri fursat ki talabgar he rahi..


Funny

Ye ban-van Maggi tak to thik hai, agar kisi ne pani puri ki
taraf Aankh bhi uthai to kasam se dange ho
jaege


Hubby-Wife

Ek admi ki shadi hui,

Dost se Mashwra liya k apni BV ka DiL kese jitu ?

Frnd: Us k pas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe mar k kehna:

Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun :->

Us ne jaa kr esa hi kia.

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BV ne sun kar jawab dia:

"NAi its 0k. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna he :-O

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Tears   Shayari  

Tere ehsaas ko rooh me basa rakkha hai
Neend tak nahi aati, jab tak tere liye do aansu na baha loon


Sad

That heart breaking moment when
you want someone to hug you and
tell you that 'everything's gonna
be okay' but then you realise you have
no one by your side.


Jokes

Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a
car crash ?

Santa: I was going in my car then I
suddenly lost control.

Policeman: Then what happened ?

Santa: I saw 2 people on the right and a
wedding on the left You tell which would I
hit ?

Policeman: The 2 people on the right of
course, would cause less damage.

Santa: Exactly what I thought.
I hit the first one but then the other one
ran into the wedding so I went after
him ! xD


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