The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it...:-P
....When i talk to you ,
i know the meaning of understanding....
....when i laugh with you ,
i know the meaning of happiness....
....when i touch you ,
i know the meaning of togetherness....
....whenever i'm with you ,
i know the meaning of love....
Bahut alag hai dusro se meri dard ki qafiyat....
Zakham ki nishan nahi aur dard ki inteha nahi....
Thought for the day:
When ur ex-gf , ex wife says: 'you will never find anyone like me'
Reply with "well..that's the whole point" :-)
Wife to Husband:" Mai Ghar nahi aa sakti....
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye "
She calls back :
"Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi" :D
Dosti Kabhi Khas Logo Se Nahi Hoti;
Jinse Ho Jati Hai Wohi Khas Ban Jate Hain!
Uska Isshq Chand Jaisa Tha..
Pura Hua.. To Ghatne Laga.. ! !
Kanto Se Chubhti Hai
Angaro se Sulagti Hai Tanhai
Koi Aakar Hum Dono Ko Hasa De
Mai Rota Hu Rone Lagti Hi Tanhai.