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Interview for Sales Profile..

Interviewer - do you have a GF ?

Candidate - no

Interviewer - bhaag saale,
ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya patayega.


Shayari

Agar Baadal Chhalkaa To Baarish Hogi
Paimaano ki Bhi Shayad Yahi Khwaahish Hogi
Kaun Thakega Baadal, Ya Saaki Mera,
Raat bhar Dono Ki Aajmaaish Hogi.......

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Night

Milne aayenge aapse khwabo mein
Jara roshni ke diye bhuja dijiye
Ab or nahi hota intezar aapse mulakat ka
Apni aankhon ke parde gira dijiye

Good Night


Funny

"Shopkeeper checks the note from different
different angles"

Boy: uncle yaar kitna bhi koshis karlo, gandhiji ki
jagah Katrina nahi dikhegi.


Luv-Shayary   Shayari  

Tu Roothe Kabhi To Manaa La Gi tujhe Ye Pagli
Magar, . .

Khayal Rakhna Jaana Meri Mohabbaton Mein Shamil Koi Doosra Na ho...

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Funny

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

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Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai.

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Aur

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Jab Aap Bolte Hain

To Un Ka Shak

Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai :D


Wise

Never assume that somEbody Loves You..JuSt Coz oF theiR swEET BeHAvioR towARds yoU...SometImes yoU aRE juST an option WHen they aRE BorED...


Nice

Ek Red Light Area Pe Kya Khoob Bat Likhi Hui Thi,

Ke Yhan Sirf Jism Bikta Hai,
Emaan Khridna Hai To Police-Station Agle Chowk Pe Hai....!!


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