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Naughty Sms and Naughty Quotes

Be naughty and enjoy the world.

Jaan Can I Touch U??

Girl: Shut-Up......................:P:P:P

LesS0n # 31

1st drink .................then think

Jaan Can I Feel Ur Heartbeats??

Girl: "Soooo Sweet"

Niyyat Wohi
Soch Nai.:p


Men Will be Men :P

Q - Zindgi Ko Kaun Jyada Achha, Bana Sakte Hai GirlFriend or Wife..??
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"Dono Hi.

Bas Kisi Dusro Ki Honi Chahiye". ;) ;)


Nurse:
Bed No. 5 Wale Patient Ka BP Teen Bar Check Kiya, Bahut High Hain !

Doctor:= Ek Bar Fhir Se Check Karo Par,

" Is bar Apne Upar Ke Dono Button Bandh Kar Lena..! " :P :X :D

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A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl -"I feel bo.yz r lazy...;)


Girl to boys- Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle
kia daikhte ho?
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Boy- yeh toh depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai. xD xP ;)


Who spoils Men?
Wine or Women.....?

Answer: BOTH. Especially
when....
WINE IS OLD....
&
WOMAN IS BOLD....!!;)

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Best words by A girl to her lover :P
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"ACHA BABA ..... LO KAR LO..."


GIRLS put on makeup,
lots of creams,
expensive perfumes and
they make the best hairstyle
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finally guys look at them and say :
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wowww
Nice Figure :D


Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha..?
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Boy2: sikha kuch ni, avi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.

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