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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that , is the beginning of a new argument.


Every woman wants to make her son Shravan Kumar but does not want her man to be Shravan Kumar to his Mother.


Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.


The first year after marriage,

the husband says, the wife listen.

The second year after marriage,

the wife says, the husband listen.

The next year,

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both says and the neighborhood listen :-P

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Chess says everything about men & women.
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The King has to take things one step at a time,while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants...!


I wanted to buy a Watch and my wife wanted to buy
shoes, so we compromised. Now, I watch her wearing
those Shoes


The only mistake for which people are congratulated is "Marriage".


A Married Man's Best Asset is His "Lie-Ability"...!!

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Why are all Bollywood movies about
love, when the whole country
believes in arrange marriages?


Heaven is just a place where love doesn't end up in marriage


Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers.


Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

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