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Exam Sms and Exam Quotes

Sms best wishes to your friends on their examsa in funny styile.

World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very
Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And
Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar


Classic xample of studnts of different
standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I
studied
everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was
very
hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only
important
qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2
pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere
paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..

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Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai
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Dil kahta hai ki tu pass hai
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waah-waah...
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lekin Notice board par likha hai ki tu fail hai :(

:D :P


HIGH HEELS HONEY SINGH rap.....
ka female
version...;):D

pahli baat to ye, jo tu bak bak
bak
bak karta hai.

mana ki tu apne baap se na
darta
hai..

na mujhe bata tu hai kaun na
haitu knhi ka DON
har baat m apni
taang adaayega
jnha bhi jaayega apni
marwaayega..... .

baskar ye atitude na dikha tu kya hai humko na sikha tuj
jese
bahot dekhe humne
muh m jute feke humne
tu hai bhikhaari mundeya
tujko koi q nhi smjhata tujhe na pahchaanna mene
esa akhbaar to pada nhi
jaataa....:p


Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... :p
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3. Ma’am I was asking for theeraser :(
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
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7.lag gyi bhai aaj
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
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9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
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10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi dee raha hai..:D
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga....:p :O :D

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Kisi ko usske
bikhre hue baalon,
purane kapdo
aur jhuthi hassi se gareeb ya pagal na samjho
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Ho sakta hai uske exams chal rhe ho..! :p;)


Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha -
"SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai ....!!!" :P


Chitragupt yamraj se bola : Maine
ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab
bhi Dharti par kisi masoom pe
attyachar hoga to swarg mein
ek blast hoga..
Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare
blast hone lage..
Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha
hai..?
Chitragupt:- lagta hai ENGINEERING
ke bachcho ka result aa gaya... :P

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