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Sms best wishes to your friends on their examsa in funny styile.

40 marks ki kimat tum kya jaano topper babu...
1 teacher ka aashirwad hota hai 40 marks...
1 failure ke sar ka taaj hota hai 40 marks...
Har engineer ka khwab hota hai 40 marks...!!! :D:P


A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors B|
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A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors :3
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A day before Exam,
trying to read
Our Own Notes :-D
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On the day of Exam,
we become authors . . . . :v 3:)
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Bro ! u jst say the heading of the question i will write everything !


At exam nite everyone's books must be singing :-)

Subah hone na de,
Saath khone na de,
Ek dusre ko hm sone na de,
Warna
Milega zero 0..0..0..0
zero ... :D

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Exams are temporary...."Agle exam me phod dunga is permaent"


Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
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Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
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Pass hote toh thik hai,
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Warna insurance claim karva lete..


I thought i am in love, My nights are going sleepless, My days are useless..


I asked Heart :- Is this Love ?
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Heart Replied :- No dear syllabus zyaada hai aur tujhe kuch nahin aata hai ;)

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A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors
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A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors
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A day before Exam, trying to read
Xerox Notes.
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On the day of Exam,
We become Authors.
"Yaar! Tu serif heading dikha baki sab mai likh lunga."


World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very
Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And
Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar


Classic xample of studnts of different
standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I
studied
everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was
very
hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only
important
qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2
pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere
paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..

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