Aye Maut Tuje Gale Lagane Ki Chahat Hai,
Kitni Wafa Hai Tujme Ajmane Ki Chahat Hai,
Logo Ne Bohot Rulaya Hai Muje,
Tera Sath Mile To Logo Ko Rulane Ki Chahat Hai....!!!
In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a
basket of apples with a notice written over
it:
'Do not take more than one, God is
watching'
On d other counter there's a box of
chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy
watching d apples"......:D
santa went to court
JUDGE: "Order ! Order !"
santa: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE: "Shut Up !"
santa :"No,No..7-Up! .. :p :O
Pain of true love is like a
baby crying,
It knows for what it cries,,
But it doesn't know
To express it in words....:'(
A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl -"I feel bo.yz r lazy...;)
1 Professor Shadi shuda logon ko Lecture de rha tha.
.
Prof: Ap logon ma se kon chahta hai k Uski Biuwi Challaak ho jay??
.
Sub logon main se sirf 1 Aadmi ny Haath uthaya.
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Prof: Acha to Aap Chahte hain k Aap ki B.V chaalaak ho jaye??
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Aadmi: Kya???
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Aadmi: Main smjha Hallaaak (Mar jaye) ho jaye.... = P = D
Santa: tu miror ke samne baith kar kyo pdhta hai?
Banta: fayade ha
1.Sath Me revsion ho jata hai
2.Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai
3.padne ke liye company mil jati hai...
Bantaa roockss
Dil Tadapta Raha Aur Wo Jaane Lage!!
Sath Beete Har Lamhe Yaad Aane Lage!!
Dekha Jo Khamosh Najro Se Usne Mud Kar!!
To Bhigi Palko Me Hum Bhi Muskurane Lage!!