True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,

Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!! :p :D

Once a group of men went to
tirthyatra.
Their guru said dont get
distracted if u see a beautiful girl
... just close ur eyes n say 'HARI OM'.
They started sayin 'HARI OM'
evertyme they saw beautiful gurl
2-3 days later one of them said
'HARI OM'..
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every one's reaction was
"kahan hai, kahan hai".... :P :P

Nasseeb ka likha to mil hi jaye ga ya RAB
Dena hai to woh de jo taqdeer mein na ho...!!!!

Aap Ko Pa Ker Ab Khona Nahi Chahtey.....!
Itna Khush Ho Ker Ab Rona Nahi Chahtey.....!!
Ye Alam Hai Humara Aap Ki Judayi Mein.....!
Ankhon Mein Ha Neend per Sona Nahi Chahtey

Good Night

For aLL GirLs...
Koi Larka Humay Thukra Day Humay Koi Gham Nahi...
Koi Larka Humay Thukra Day Humay Koi Gham Nahi...
Array ! Us Larkay Ki 'Maa' Ki...
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Kismat Phuti Jiski Bahuu Hum Nahi. ;)

If sum1 steps on ur foot n asks :
'did i hurt u?'

step on theirs harder
n ask....
'can u feel my answr..?:p :D

Larka dost se - yar mey ney apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker ke gift de di

Dost Thapar maar kar- kamine Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gai hey.
:D ;-)

2 Type ki gals k piche mat bhago..
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1) jiske piche mai hu.. .

kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to tumse kya Ghanta
pategi :p :O :D :D

In a battle,a soldier went to bring
his wounded friend back frm field.

His Captain said, " Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".

But soldier still goes &brings back his friend.

Seeing dead body, Captain says "I told u its of no worth.He's dead".
The soldier replies:"No sir,it was really worth.

When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his
last words:"I KNEW U'll COME"

Dedicated to all Great friends".