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Girls Sms and Girls Quotes

The most important reason for every thing.

The top six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it...:-P


Tips For Girls

Madonna is 54 and her
boyfriend is
22.

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her
boyfriend is 26.

If you're not dating anyone,
don't
worry,
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Maybe he isn't born yet. :P


Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai.??
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Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sabpasand
karte hai aur most important similarity
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Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai..

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For aLL GirLs...
Koi Larka Humay Thukra Day Humay Koi Gham Nahi...
Koi Larka Humay Thukra Day Humay Koi Gham Nahi...
Array ! Us Larkay Ki 'Maa' Ki...
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Kismat Phuti Jiski Bahuu Hum Nahi. ;)


GIRLS POEM..
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Husband hamara aisa ho..
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho..
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Jab saas se meri fight ho,
kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho. :p :D

wah wah kya bat hai.


Dear Boyfrnd:

When i was sad u were there.

When i was crying u were there.

Wen i was unhappy u were there.
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now i understood k Beta sari
Fasaad ki jarr tu hi hai..

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FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?" :O


Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To :

Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..:/
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To :

Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!
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Jago Boys Jago,
Aur In Girls Ko Ghaas Na Daalo :P =D :D


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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