Arz kiya hai...

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,

Uski Doli Jo Uthi..

Toh
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koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga. ;-)

Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar ! Koi meri CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni BIKE yahan rakh gaya

Dusra Bhikhari : Abe tu to Luut gaya yaar ! Ye to PETROL se chalti hai :P :D

Nahi Hai Honsla Mujh Mai Tumhain
Khony Ka Par Sun Lo...
Ye Dunia Mujhy Kho Dy Gi Agar
Tum Kho Gaie Mujh Se.....!!

Mohabbat Mein Laakhon Zakham Khaye Hum Ne
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Afsos Unhe Hum Par Aitbar Nahi
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Mat Pucho Kya Guzarti Hai Dil Par
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Jab Wo Kehte Hai Humein Tum Se Pyar Nahi.

Dar lagta hai kisi ko apna
banane me,
Dar lagta hai kuch wade nibhane
me,
Pyar to ek pal me hojata hai,
Bas umar lag jati hai use bhulane
me..

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

Wo Kehti Hai:
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Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
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Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye FB use Karo
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"DEAR".. :p :O :/

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
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Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya..

Pappu:"Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-
Behan Ho.. ??
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Ladki:"Pehle 3 Thay Ab 4 Ho
Gaye... :p :D :D :O

Bina libaas aaye the is jahan mein,
Bus ek kafan ki khatir itna safar karna pad gya....