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Jab sa reply ka option comment ma aya ha larkio na comment karna he chor dia. ^_^

U knw why????

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larki 1 comment karti ha or 10 larka reply karta hain.
1 really?
2 nae yaar
3 qasam sa
4 hello
5 beautiful name
6 kia haal ha
7 kaha rehti ho
8 hi
9 hmm
10 agree wid u :D

:D :O ladki set kre ka naya tareeka :D


Luv-Shayary

Ajib Halat Hoti Hai, Muhabbat Mein Is Dil Ki... Udaas Yar Hota Hai, Qas0or Apna Hi Lagta Hai...


Beautiful

One day, a very poor woman prayed for food.

A devil saw her & ask his slave to deliver some food for the poor woman.

Devil: Bring that food to her,& tell her it comes from the devil.

The slave gave the food to the woman.

The poor woman gave thanks & ate the food..

Slave: Do you know where that food came from & who gave it to you?

Poor woman: I don't care where it came from, coz I believe when GOD works in His way, even the devil obeys Him!
:D

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Funny

Petrol Badha
Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole...
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But ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 4...!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge...:p :O :D :D


Students   Funny  

Sabhi Students Ko Infom Kiya Jata Hai Ki
Wo Apne Results Aane Se Pehle
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Ghar Ki Sab
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Chapallen
Belts
Pipes
Wires
Bat
Jhadu
Wipar Etc..Chhupa De..
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Nahi To Result Kharab Aaya To, Khamakha Padosiyo Ko Free Action Drama Dekhne Ko Mil Jayega...


Relationship

Aj kal k relationships se zyada
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China Mobile ki battery chal jati hai :D

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Funny

Santa says:
Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Sakta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta..

P.S. : Aaj Santa Serious Hai.... Please coperate..!


Jokes

Santa: Mere paav me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: Videsh yatra ka yoghe
Santa : Hath me.
Jyotishi: Paise aane ka yog he.
Santa: Pet me.
Jyotishi: Swadisht bhojan ka yog he.
Santa: Mathe pe
Jyotishi: Abe khujale ... doctorke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h


Yaadein

Ek Arzoo Si Hai Ke Un Ko Bhool Jaen Hum...

Magar Un Ki Yaad Aati Hai Ye Hasrat Haar Jati Hai...


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