Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho ??
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Awesome reply by girl :

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To kya 2-4 peg k liye gender change karwau..?:p ;)

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD.....:p .

Facebook pe kisi ladki se chat karne se accha...
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Kisi Kutte ko patthar maaro... Atleast dhang se reply
to karta hai..!

:D :D

Keep All Your Troubles In Your Pocket

But Make Sure Your Pocket Has A Hole In it :P
kEEp sMiliNg ! :)

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Patient: Pehle se ziada kharab hai

Dr: dawai khali thi?
Patient :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr: I mean dawai le li thi?
Patient :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
Patient : nahin ji dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
Patient : nahin ji peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Dr:Pagal dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
Patient :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!

Dr. Sahab Main theek tu ho jaun ga na. :o

Hymen apni mohabat pe yakin hai
ae sanam....
tum bewafa bhi nikle to hm tumhen wafa karna sikha dnge..

Khul kar izhar krna meri fitrat na thi,

Wo ye samjhe humen mohabat na thi,

Arzoo sari ki sari dil me hi reh gai,

Kabi hum masrof thy kabi unhe fursat na thi...

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi..." :P

Koi Naraz Hain Humse Ke Hum Kuch Likhte Nahi..
Kahan Se Layein Lafz Jab Wo Milte Nahi..
Dard Ki Zuban Hoti To Bata Dete..
Woh Zakhm Kaise Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi....!!!""