Aaj Ki Achi Baat:
"Kisi K kaam k liye inkaar na kro,
Balke Usay Itni Topia krwao K Agla Khud Tang Aakar Boly Yar Tu Chhor Mai Kisi aur Se Kr wa Lon ga.. :p

Aaj k bacche - Ek baccha baap ke saamne
Cigarette pi raha tha.

Ek Aadmi: Oye Baap ke Saamne
Cigarette Pi raha hai be ?

Baccha: Toh baap konsa Petrol Pump he Jo Ud jaega..:-x:-D

Bolti band :-x:-|:-D :P

1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli, "Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??"
Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo :P

Jo mile use pyar karo its a
compromise
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Jise pyar karo vo mil jaye its
a success
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Or jo na milne wala ye jante
hue b sirf use hi pyar kRo it's
true LOVE...

Dost :- are yar ye nya mobile kb liya?

pappu :- liya nhi..
apni girlfrend ka uthaya hai.. ;-)
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Dost :- kyun..?
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pappu :- are yar vo mujhe roz kahti thi !!

tum mera phon nhi uthate ho !!

Aaj maine mauka dekh k utha liya... lolzzzzz :) =D :P

Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya.
Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li:P

Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the?
Pappu: nahin to.
Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Pappu: aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai..

Kisi Ko Chaho To Ye Na Socho K Wo Muqaddar Mein Hai Ya Nahi ?

Balke Itni Shiddat Se Chaho K "RAB" Usy Tumhari Taqdeer Bana De...

Santa- Banta 1 dawat me gye.....
Wahan 1 admi ne unse pucha-aap
kon?
Santa - main ladke walo ki side se.
Banta - or main ladki walo ki side se..
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Aadmi- Saaloo yaha mere baap ki 13vi
hai.... :( :( :p

Husband aur wife mein baatcheet band thi,

subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..

usne raat ko paper par likha,"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena"
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aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh
diya.. .
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,

"uth jao 5 baj gaye",

"pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"..:P