Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... :p
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3. Ma'am I was asking for the eraser :(
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha :/
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
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7.lag gyi bhai aaj
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
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9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
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10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi de raha hai.. :D
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga.... :p :O :D

Na Jaane Kis Shakhs Ka Intezaar Hme Aaj Bhi Hai,

Sukoon To Bahot Hai Pr Dil Bekarar Aaj Bhi Hai,

Tumne Hme Nafraton K Siva Kuchh N Diya Lekin,

Hme Tumhare Nafraton Se Pyar Aaj Bhi Hai...!!!

Petrol to ab tab hi Sasta hoga
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Jab China wale nikalenge :P:P:P:P

URGENTLY NEEDED:

An ELECTRICIAN
..to restore the current between people that do not speak to each other anymore.

An OPTICIAN
..to change the outlook of people.

An ARTIST
..to draw a smile on everyone's face.

A CONSTRUCTION WORKER
..to build peace.

A GARDENER
...to cultivate good thoughts.
& lastly...

A MATHS TEACHER
...for us all to relearn how to count on each other...

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P

Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to
kya karoge ?

Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?

Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?

Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.

Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar
rok dega ?
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. Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi
dekhi....P :D

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno, Bhaag aaj teri Basati ki izzat ka sawal
hai.
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Dhanno: Kamini
tujhe apni padhi hai.

Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar
ke 10 ghode pade hain :-P =D

Muhabbat mujhe tmse nahi tmhare kirdaar se hai

warna

haseen log to bazaar me Aam bikaa karte hai....!!

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwaze Ki Tasveer Banane Ko Kaha Gaya.

Us Ne Bahut Haseen DIL Banaya, Aur Us Me Chhota Sa Khubsurat Darwaza Lagaya,

Lekin, Us Ka Handle nahi tha.

Kisi ne poocha k, handle Q nahi Lagaya

To Us Artist ne Badi khobsurat bat kahi ki - Dil k drwazay Andar se khulte ha bahar se nahi.. :-)

Railway Station Warning Board:
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Rail Ki Patri Par Baith Kar Potty Na Karein.

Aap Roz Haath Se Picchwada
Dhote Hain,
Kisi Din Picchwade Se Haath
Dho Baithenge"
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Hahahah lolz