Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Funny-Shayari

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
"AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota"


Yaadein   Shayari  

Yeh Mujhse Kis Tarah Ki Zid Dil-E-Barbad Karta Hai,

Mein Jisko Bhoolna Chahon Ussi Ko Yaad Karta Hai.. :-(


Shayari   Bewafa  

Mere QataL ka Irada ho tou khanjar se waar na krna

Mere marne k Lye kafi hay tera Auron se pyar karna.... :(

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Girls   Funny  

GIRLS POEM..
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Husband hamara aisa ho..
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho..
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Jab saas se meri fight ho,
kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho. :p :D

wah wah kya bat hai.


SMS

Height of teasing: I was sitting
near the window &singing.

"kabutar ja ja ja"
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then my mom asked me:- "Kya hua beta SMS pack khatam
ho gaya kya" ? :)


Engineer

I could have been a doctor and
saved
lifes!
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I could hav been a lawyer and defended lifes!
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I could hav been a soldier and
protectd
lifes!
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But why to play
with others lifes??
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So I choose to be an Engineer,
and destroyed my own life...!!! :
( :P

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Santa-Banta

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati..
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene
gaya..
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey..
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Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola.. .
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"kidhar.. ??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...:p :D :O :D


Luv-Shayary

Mohabbat karni hai to phir halaat se darna kaisa, jung lazim ho to lashkar nahi dekhay jaatey..


Bewafa

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hy Moasam Ki Adaon Mein

Kisi Ka Youn Badal Jana Bohat Hi Yaad Aata Hai...!!!


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