Arz kia hai..
INDIA is A naTioN...&
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN &
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE...
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr EDUCATION ...!!! :p
1 Pathan English Seekhny Engliman k
pass gya... ^_^
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2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy
Engliman ka...
Call aaya. !!! B|
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Pathan: Who is Speaking? O.o
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Engliman: Lala Hum Bolti hai jackson.... xD :P
Ye Kaisa Silsila Hai Tere Aur Mere Darmiyaan...,
Faasle Toh Bahot Hain Magar Mohabbat Kam Nahi Hoti....
3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were
drunk so he started the engine &
turned it off again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money
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the 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!".
A GF is not one who says,
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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says,
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"Tu padhai pe dhyan de,
placement ke baad
ghar se utha
lena.. :P ;-)
Uss ne Chaha tuo Chahatoun ki Hadoun sa bhar kr,,,,,,,,
Kehti the Hath Na chorna Tufanoun sa Dar kar,,,,
Phr khud he Tor dia wo Taulluq Zindage k Eik Mor Par,,,,,
Aaj mene Pocha tou kehte hai,,,,,,,
Wo Lamha tha jo Guzar gaya Kinaroun ko t
orr kr,,,,,,
Khud he Roo paree Wo Zindage k eik mor par,,,,,,,
Or tum ke c Or k hojaoo Mujhy bhool kr,,,,,,
Main hasrat sa dkhta Raha ussy apny hatun ko jor kar,,,,,
Or Wo chal pare meri Wafaun ko chorr kar,,,,,,
Kbhi tou Hoga ussy ahsas k kesi ne chaha tha,,,,,
Ussay Duniya ko Chor kar,,,,
Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.. ??
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Husband:"office me bohat kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu...and u
sweet heart.. ??
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wife:"mai club me tere piche khadi hu...:p :O :D
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Two lovers ek plate me PANI- PURI kha rahe the.
Ek Dusre ki aankho me aankhe daal ke.
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Girl - (pyar se) aise kyu dekh rahe ho
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Boy - ek do toh mujhe bhi kha lene de kamini :D :-P
bhukkad kahIn ki :D