Santa ka bhai USA se aaya.
Aate hi:Bhai maa kaha hai ?

Santa : Wo to mar gai.

Bhai : Saale tune mujhe btaya Q ni?

Santa : Socha surprise dunga..!!!

ghum k sanjog ache lgte hain...
ab musalsal rog ache lgte hain...

us se kehna k koi wada wafa na kare... mujhy ab be-wafa log ache agte hain...!

Interviewer:
If the Earth rotates 30 times faster,
what will happen?

Candidate: We will get our salary everyday
- Think Greedily
- Act Confidently :D

Teacher student se:

"Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?"

Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho
ge?

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"Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai":P

Student Rocxxx ...
Teacher shocxxx.. :D

Waqt bhi leta hai karwat najaney kese kese,
Umar itni to nahin jitne ke sabaq seekhey hain..

top 3 sweetest sleeps. :* -

1.) sleeping on mom's lap when we r tired. .;-):-)

2.)sleeping on luver's shoulder when we r alone. . ;-)

nd

3.) sleeping wid open eyes when our teachers r teaching. . .
:-D B-)

uske sath rhte rhte hame chahat si ho gyi hai

us se bat krte krte hame aadat si ho gyi hai

ik pal bat na ho to na jane bechaini si rhti hai

dosti nibhate nibhate hame mohabat si ho gyi hai :)

Girlfrend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?

Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha swthrt
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Frend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?

Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k
tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta
kya mood kharab karne k liye
kamine :D :D saala meko kya
pata tha ki english ka paper
hai . .main to History padh k
gaya tha :/ :/ :/

Hi !
I am SUN
Just wanted to ask U
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Qadar te a gayi ho gi meri.. ;-)