Gham Ki Baarish Ne Tere Naqsh Ko Dhoya Nahi

Tu Ne Mujhey Kho Diya Mein Ne Tujhey Khoya Nahi..!!

Shayad fir se vo taqdeer mil jaye
Jeevan ka sab se haseen vo pal mil jaye
Chalo fir se banaaye saagar pe ret ka makaan
Shayad vapas apna BACHPAN mil jaaye

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong
tha,
bus me ja rha tha
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Conductor - Bhaisahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan - ham Ticket nahi liya krte

Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuchkar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aor gym join kar
liya. . .

Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta
aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete

Aise 6 months nikal gye. . .
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda
ho gya . . .
Agle Din conductor - Bhai ticket lele
Pahalwaan - Hum ticket nhi lete
Conductor - chaati dikhate hue"Q nhi leta
bey ?"
Pahalwaan - Pass banwa rkha hai, isliye
nhi leta :D:D :-P

Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai.. ??
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Santa: "oye 8 - 10 peg Lagane tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki
awaz par bhi naach lenge... :p :O :D :D "

Student's Law Of
Tension
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Pressure Is Inversely
Proportional To The Number
Of Days Left For the Exams,
Where 'KAL SE PADHENGE'
Remains Constant!"

Aj Kal Pyar Mai Dil Kam
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Or
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Sim Card jyada Toot'tey
Hyn.. :p:D :P

1 admi shadi ke liye marriage
bureau gaya
Office band tha aur bahar
notice laga hua tha:-
"1 baje se 3 baje tak office
band rahega...
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...TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH
LEIN" !! :P

When do you know ur in love?
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Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan :p :O :D

College ki sunata
hu
ek Prem kahani..
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Ek thi topper jo thi
percentage ki Rani.
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Phir..??
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Phir kya..
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Humne pata li.
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Aur
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Fail ho gayi Maharani.. :P:P:P