girl :- my janu baby .. shona ..

ye personal or secret me kya difference hota hai ??

boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai . .
nd teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . . . :D :O

Gf shockss boy rocks ... ;)

A Friend always says:
"If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."
BUT
True Love says:
..."You will never need anything,
if I will be there."

Jyotish ji: mujhe kaise pata chal sakta he ki mera beta future me kya
banega?
JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer,
Paiso ki Gaddi
or Books rakh do, Unme se jo wo uthaega
usse pata chalega...

DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya,
Table dekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi,

Cigarette pi,
Beer chhupa li,
or Books hath me leke ghar se chala gaya...

DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuch le liya!

JYOTISHI: Sir, Mubarak Ho!
Aapka beta ' ENGINEER' banega..:P

Girl to boy: Baby say you Love me.

Boy: No response.
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Girl: Say you Love me please.

Boy: No Response.

Girl: (Crying) Please say you Love me.

Boy: Okay Okay "You Love Me" :-P :-D

Drama king

The hardest job for teenagers
is to chat with loved ones in
front of thier family bcoz...
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They don't know how to
control blushing..:) :D

Gareeb ka beta: Maa maine sapna dekha k mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasmaan me..

Maa: Is tarah k sapne mat dekha kar,

1 hi chaddi hai wo bhi phatttt jaayegi...!

Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D

Jab rat ko neend na aaye,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi badh jaye,
Tab dusaro ki neend kharab karo.
shayad unki dua se aapko neend aa jaye..
Good Night

Girl to boys- Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle
kia daikhte ho?
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Boy- yeh toh depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai. xD xP ;)