Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse
Bole -
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"Tum Bahut Acche Ho,
TumheTo Koi Bhi Mil
Jaayegi"
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To Mere Bhai Ye Samajh Lo
...Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai :p :P.

Mohabbat yeh nhi k tum tarpo aur usey khaber bhi na ho,

Mohabbat yeh hai k,Tumahra dil dharky toh,us k dil per bhi qayamat ho!!

Aisa na ho ye muhabbat nafrat mein badal jaye to phr
lout Aao,
zindgi moka kam dokha zeyada deti hai....

Kahan wafa milti hai in matti k haseen insanoon se... Ay DiL...Ye log bina matlab k "KHUDA" ko b yad ni karte...

wife to husband:::: ap jab daru peeke aate ho to muje paaro bulate ho
jab beer peeke aate ho to darling bulate ho
aj kya peekr aaye ho ki muje chudayl bula rahe ho

husband::::: aj m sprite peekr aaya hu isliye
SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS

In africa:)
A black boy 2 his black GF in a dark night near the dark sea asked in very romantic mood .
Darling-
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Where r u.?

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
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Friendship with Smart Girl,
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Love with Sincere Girl,
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Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo achi lage....=D =)) :p

"Beizzati" ;) Or "shadi" ;)
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Ek Jaisi Hoti Hay :-)
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. Achi Tab Hi Lagti Hay..
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. Jab Doosray Ki Ho....!:-):-)

Kisi ko usske
bikhre hue baalon,
purane kapdo
aur jhuthi hassi se gareeb ya pagal na samjho
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Ho sakta hai uske exams chal rhe ho..! :p;)