Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: Akbar gay tha!!!
Teacher: How???
Student: Sabne suna hai...
Laila - Majnu
Heer - Ranjha
Adam - Eve
Sohni - Mahiwal
Mirja - Sahiba
& Only...
Akbar - Birbal!!! DOSTANA...
hahahhaha
Ek Sharaabi daru p p kar mar gya.
Lekin uski daru k prati shradha to dekho.
voh marte-marte bhi yeh keh geya,
"SHARAAB TO THEEK THI, sala gurda HI KAMZOR nikla" :-D :-P
Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"
Zindagi me kch cheezo ka
"MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"...:-)
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Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho jane ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane ka, .
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka..:)
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha ?
1st bencher ne kaha -
"SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai ....!!!" :P
A sad boy status :
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Jurm Sirf Ishq Tha Na... ,,
To Un-Friend kr Detey,
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Ye block Kiiyuuun...?? :D :p
Extraordinarily Student
Teacher: "Do you know Avogadro's Number"?
Student: "Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki"?
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Teacher: "Ladka"
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Student: "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta" ;) :P
Girl:
Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kissi ne nahi kiya ho.
Boy:
(slapped d girl)
kamini, i luv u..
Kutti,
Saali,
Shaadi kar mujhse aur tabah karde mujhe!! .. :d :O
Boys ki 2 baate Bahut achi hai.
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1) Kisi Parayi Ladki Par Nazar Nahi Dalte,
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2) Kisi Ladki Ko Parayi Nahi Mante:-P;-)