Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zabt hai woh chhudwa do.
Ek Sharaabi daru p p kar mar gya.
Lekin uski daru k prati shradha to dekho.
voh marte-marte bhi yeh keh geya,
"SHARAAB TO THEEK THI, sala gurda HI KAMZOR nikla" :-D :-P
Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
"Bhai Saaab.." :O :P :D
Ram yug mei doodh mila krishan yug mei ghee....
Is yug mei daru mili khoob daba kar pee...:D
They say milk gives u strength
drink 3 glasses and try to move a wall...
u cant...
but take 3 shots of vodka
and d wall moves on its own ;-) :-D
Jab mene beer pehli bar pi, main apni Nazro me gir gya aur maine beer chodne ka faisla kr liya..
par fir jab mene un tamam beer factory k majdur, unke biwi-bacho k bare me socha to meri aakh bhar ayi aur us pal faisla kia ki abse
I will drink regularly.
Apne liye to sb jite h
hm to gareebo k liye pite h:-)
Humto Jee Rhe The Unka Nam Lekar
Wo Guzarte Hmara Salam Lekar
Kal Wo Keh Gye Bhula Do Hmko
Hmne Pucha Kaise
wo Chale Gaye Hatho Me Jam Dekar
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Ankhon Me Tere Dekhte Hi
Hum Apni Pehachan Bhool Gaye,,,
Jane Kya Nasha tha unme Ki Har Maikhane Kaa Pata Bhool Gaye