A Sweet Poem Especially 4U:

"Eat Bread with Butter..

Cut Pencil With Cutter..

If You Forget Me..

You will Definitely Fall In Gutter.!"..

New version of
"Har Ek Frnd Jaruri Hota Hai "

Chai ko garam jaise PEENA hota hai, waise Har ek friend KAMEENA hota hai..
koi saala madam se shikayat lagaye,
koi saala assignment ki file churaye...
koi jo humara pura lunch kha jaye,
koi jo girlfrnd ke samne band bajaye,
Jaise har ek naag zahrila hota hai, Waise Har ek friend KAMEENA hota hai.. :-D

What say Guys...Rista wahi, Soch Nayi.! ;) Dedicated to all my Stupid, n Craziest Friends...:-P

Cutest message ever :-
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Teacher-who wants to go to heaven?

Everybody lift their hand except one small boy.

Tcher asks him Why?

He says,"mom said come directly home after school" :p

Best lines written behind d driver seat of auto for couples..
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''Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch milta hai,
Izzat se baithye, aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai''

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb
Me Hath Kyu Dala?
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Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye
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Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang
Sakte The.
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Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Baat Nhi
Karta... :D

Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Ladka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai...

suppose karo...

ladka=cement
Ladki=rait
love = pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Ladki (hans ke) : Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdoor lagta hai

Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya

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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....??

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Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai.:P =D :D :P

The Most BeautifuL SmiLe is When,,
You SmiLe..
Because,,
You Remembered Someone
Who is Special..:)

Its Real..

Agar Aap kahi ja Rahe hai aur
" Kala Kutta " Apke Aage se Guzar Jaye.
to Iska Matlab HAi ki...
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" Kaala Kutta " Bhi Kahi Ja Raha Hai..
:P :D