Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai,
Na Dimaag Se Hota Hai,
Yeh Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai,
Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile,
Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai...

Wo mujh se mere pyar ka HISAAB chahte hain
Dosto,
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Jinki khud maths mein supplimentry aayi thi...
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Himmat To Dekho..!:-)

what is Care?
Here Any bodys Knows.........
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Okay ,,,,I will Tell U.......
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Ek Cheeti Haathi k oper baith kr kahi Jaa Rahi thee......
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Raaste me ek Kaccha Pul pda to Cheeti boli
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Jaanu Cross kr loge
Ya me Utar Jaoo
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This is Called Care
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From Ghoulies & Ghosties,
And long-leggedy beasties,
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
Happy Halloween!

To Drink The Blood
And Relish Warm Flesh
Come Out My Ghost
Without Dread Or Fright
To The Graveyard No 13
On This Very Halloween Night

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai..

Teacher sent a note home
to his mother, saying :

"Your son seems to be a
very bright boy,but spends
too much of his time
thinking about girls. "

The mother wrote back
the next day :

" If you find a solution,
please advise.

I have the same problem
with his father!" :-D

Wife to judge:
Mujhe is se aur kuch nahi lena. Bus ye mujhe usi hal me chor de jis hal me mai isko mili thi.

Judge:
Tum kis hal me is ko mili thi?

Wife: Bewa :D

Jub bacha paida hota hai to
sare
khandaan wale use dekhne
aatay hain. Bachche ka baap kehta
hai:
"Mere bete ka chehra to mere pe gaya hai."
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Chacha kehta hai: "is ke haath paon to bilkul mere
par gaye hain."
Maa kehti hai: "iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai."
Mamu kehta hai: "iss k kaan mere par gaye hain."
Phir jub wohi bacha bada hokar Ladkion ko Chairta hai to sare
khandan wale kehte hain: "Pata nahi Haramkhor kis per gaya hai :x:P