Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam

Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam

Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam

Aur agar apka "Mobile" ap ki "BV" k
haath aya to aap "Khatam."=D =))

GF : Kal Mera Birthday He.

BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"

GF : Kya Gift doge?

BF : Kya Chahiye?

GF:"Ring"
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BF: Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi He...:P

Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and
sent me pics of her with her new
boyfriend .

Friend : Really Bad , What did you do ?

Boy : I sent those picz to her Dad :D :P

hahahaha ... :D

The most sad thing about a
relationship is that u miss someone
but u cant say it,
U want to apologize but u don't have
the courage to...
U've to live with it everyday and still
have to pretend that everything is fine... (:

Doctor: Howz your headache now..??
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Patient: Ohh...!! She is out of town... :P

Everyone Sent U
Tradition Words About
Eid But I m The Fist One
To Send U

"MEAT MUBARAK"
And
Keep On Eating
Different Dishes
On This Season ... ;->

Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.

With best wishes:-):-):-)

Why did barfi got selected for
Oscar?
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Because it is a real story of
every couple.

A mad wife, a mute husband
and a beautiful ex gf! =P =D

Style 0f Break up

Boy ne apni G.f ko Rocket Gift kiya

G.f:
Wat d Hell is dis?

Boy:
Tujay Chand Taare Chahiye thay na,
is
Par Baith Or Nikal Shabash... =P