Kisi ne Nashe mein Bahut Achhi Baat Kahi hai...
Ki...

Dushmano Se Pyaar Hota Jayega...
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Bas...
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Apno Ko Aazmaate Jayiye... :)

Mukesh Ambani :- Agar mai subah se apni car me
niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi
nahi dekh sakta

Santa - Hamare pas bhi pehle aisi khatara
car thi.. humne to Bech di.!!

Hazaro Aeb hain Mujh main, Mujhe
Maaloom hai
koi ik Shakhs hai Esa jo, mujhy Anmol
kehta hai..!!

Perfect bezzati ;-)

Girl : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?

boy : Awwww ... Yes !
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girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me... :-P :-D

Definition of STUDENT :-
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Student wo hai jise lecture mein
Angelina jolie ka khyal aata hai
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Theatre mein Assignment ka
sawal yaad aata hai
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Mess me ghr k khane ka swaad
yaad atahai
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Exam se pehli raat syllabus yaad
aata hai
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Practical me kuch nhi ata fir bhi
pas hone ka andaz ata hai
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Bunk karte waqt class me saman
bhul ata hai
lekin pkda fir bi ni jata hai
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Attendance se jyada proxy lgata
hai
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Placement ke khyal me 3
saal barbaad krwata hai
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But Phir bhi Student kehlata
hai ;-)

Ek Din Ek Murgi Bazaar Mein Anda
LeneKe Liye Gayi Shop Par Jaakar
Usne Kaha: " Bhai Ek Anda Dena "
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Dukandar Ne Hairan Hokar Puccha
Ki: " Tune Ande Ka Kaya Karna
Hai? "
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Murgi Boli: " Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai
Ki 2 Rs Ki Cheez Ke Pichhe Tu Apna
Figure Na Kharab Kar :P :D

Kyon Sharminda Karte Ho Haal Humara
Puch
Kar...!! Hall Humara Wohi Hai Jo Tum Ne Bana
Rakha
Hai..!!

Ek bar ki baat hai ki main so raha
tha..
Bilkul aise..
(^_^)
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Phir mera phone baja..
Main uth gaya..
Bilkul aise..
(*_*)
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Maine phone dekha to alarm tha..
Time dekh kar to meri aankhe or
khul gayi..
Bilkul aise..
(O_O)
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Phir
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Phir,
Mujhe yaad aaya ki aaj to SUNDAY
hai..
Main fir so gaya bilkul aise..
(^_^)
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Have a great SuNdAy.

The words you say seem so true,
and your smile is perfect piece of art,
and as I put my arms around you,
I can feel every beat of your heart,
Your heart says that you love me too,
and that we will never fall apart,
because no matter what you do,
You will always be my sweetheart..!!