Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:

Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
"Bhai Saaab.." :O :P :D

Kuch Rishtey Uparwaala Banaata hai,
Kuch Rishte Log Banaate hain,
Par wo, log Bahut Khaas Hote hain,
Jo Bina Rishte ke Koi Rishta Nibhate hain..

Friend aur Best friend mai kya
farq hai.....??
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Friend kehta hai- plz drive
safe & Slow
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Best friend kehta hai:- Bhaga saale aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai..:D:P

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai..
Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To Bhi Pyar Deti
Hai.
Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai.
Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf "Maa" Hoti Hai..

Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth
Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya
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To Kya?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya. =P

Bohat barra jhoot bola hai tum ne dost.
Tum ne to kaha tha k tumhari koi lover nahi hai,
To Phir ye kon hai???
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IshQ chupta nahi chupany say.

People Are Strange:
If You Praise Someone They Think You Must Have
Your Own Mean In This
If You Don't Praise They Call You Jealous
If You Do Extra Care For Someone They Think That
You Love Them
If You Show You Don't Care They Call You Selfish
If You Regularly Text Your Friend They Call You Sticky
If you Don't Talk To Them For A Few Days They Call You Rude
"You Can Never Make The Whole World Happy"
This Is Life......

After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko" :D :P

Boy: Mummy Hum Diwali ke Saare PATAKHE Is Dukan Se lenge.

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Mom: Beta Ye Dukan Nahi Hai GIRLS HOSTEL Hai.

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Boy- Par Papa To Kehte He Ki Yaha 1 Se 1 PATAKHE Hai.. :O =D :D :P