Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Morning

Our Hopes Should Be Like Hair And Nails, No Matter How Many Times They Get Cut, But They Never Stop Growing... :)
Good Morning !


Cute   Thinking-of-U  

Cute One ^_^

Boy:- Watz d proof dat U miss me..?

Girl:- C my cheeks..

My mamma slapped me..

Coz i was smilling while sleeping..

Thinkng of U.


Wise

Every one will not get every thing....!
This is the rule of Life.....!
Sooo...!
Dont try to get...!
Which is not urs...!
...But..!
Dont Dare to loose which is Urs....!

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Santa-Banta

Santa ko puri raat machharo ne bahut pareshan kiya.
Uski khopdi ghumi
.
Aur fir apne smart Santa ne ZEHER pia aur bola.
Ab kato saalo,sab maroge.


Beautiful   Sorry  

S0metimes it's too late to make things right..

Sometimes we hurt others more than we realise..

Sometimes a smile fades in front of our eyes..

and sometimes we are the reason for tears in someone's eyes..

Never treat anyone the way u don't want to be treated..

Appologize, it costs nothing... :) :)


Jokes

Ek Ladki interview denay gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai
jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ??
.
Ladki : bike !
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;)
chAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres
hotay
hain ??
.
Ladki : car !
Boss : nhi, toyota car :D
.
Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka
jawab de.! :@
.
Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney
mai white hai aur beech mai kala
anda hai.....??
.
Boss : hehehe !! Ankh.
.
Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki
ankh:P =D :D

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Santa-Banta

Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata
tha.

Aik baar usne socha mein apni windows ka pasword
kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun.

Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT ...

Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta

Computer usey khud bata deta

"Ur pasword is Incorrect"

Santa Rocked
Computer Shocked :p :P


Funny-Shayari

Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :-P


Funny

When nobody mises me,

When nobody cares 4me,

When Every 1 ignores me,

Nobody msg me,

Then i sit in a corner,

Fold my arms,

& say,

"Nai To na sahi" :p


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