It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

- Albert Einstein

Ek Din Zindagi Aisi Mukam Par Pahunch Jaegi,
Dosti To Sirf Yaadon Me Rah Jayegi,
Har Cup Coffee Yad Dosto Ki Dilayegi,
Or Phir Haste Haste Aankhe Num Ho Jayegi,
Office K Chamber Me Class Room Ki Yaad Aayegi,
Chahne Par Bhi Proxy Na Lug Payegi,
Paisa To Bahut Hoga,
Par Unhe Lutane Ki Wajah Hi Khho Jayegi,
Ji Lo Is Pal Ko Zindagi Is Pal Ko Phir Na Dohrayegi.......

Santa- Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo teri bhabhi ke dil par ja lage?
Banta- Goli maar de. . .

"Naye Zamane ki wife"

Husband: Begum ek cup chaye bna do na,

Wife: kyaaaaaaa? Zara phir se kehna,

Husband: meny kaha g ek cup chaye bana dun apko?? :-)

"Usne pucha ke sb se zyada kya
pasand hai tumhe......?.
Mai bahut der use dekhta raha
bs ye soch kar,
ke khud jawab ho kr usne sawal
kyu kiya ..???

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

I can't find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; maybe the question is how did God know that I needed a friend like U. :-)

1 Dost:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He

2 Dost:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!

1st Dost:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He

Bohot Moti Wife;-)

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..
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1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho..
(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi Ukhad sakta.)
aur
2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(qki aap uska kuch nahi ukhad sakte.):D