Most lovable rply
girl-i deserve nothing,u deserve everything
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boy-i m nothing and u r my everything
so now can we deserve each other...:)

Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-

Wife - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya

toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????

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Pappu - Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par

"Shhh...Phir Koi Hai" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.........

Kisi ny hum sy poucha yeh cigarette kya hai,
Log isay q peetay hain
Kya yeh pyaas bhujati hai,
Palatkar hum ny kaha dil main aik Bewafa ki tasveer hai,
Yeh bs dhire dhire usay jalati hai ..!!!

What a Cute answer :) :) :)

Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby,
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll.... :)

Adam khor baap beta shikaar pe gae

Ek patli si aurat ko dekh kar beta: Papa isay kha lain?

Baap:
Nahin is se hum dono ka pait nahin bharey ga

Agay gae to ek moti aurat nazar aai

Beta: Papa isse kha len?

Baap: Nahin, iss me fats bohat hain, cholesterol barh jae ga

Bhook se nidhal bachay ko ek bohat pretty larki nazar aai

Beta:
Papa ye bilkul theek hai isse kha lete hain

Baap:
Nahin beta
isse ghar le jaate hain

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Teri Mummy ko kha lete hain. :D :-D

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PER:
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

Moral - Dost kabhi nahi badalte ;-) :D
Dosti zindabaad :-)

Difference Between Horror & Beautiful Night
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Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
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Horror Night Is
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When Your Teddy Hugs You Back :P
Good Night

I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around
to see who it was, I was alone.
Then I realized that it was
my heart telling me that I miss you..:((

Santa: What is difference
between coffee shop & wine shop?
Banta: coffee shop is the starting point of love
and wine shop is last point of love..:P:P:D