Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye Is bahane se Eid ho jaye Eid milne jo Aap aajayein Meri b Eid Eid ho jaye

Pathan ko gali main se 1000 ka note mila jis pe likha tha " Eid Mubarak "

Us ne bhi apni Jaib se 1000 ka dosra note nikala aur wahin rakh diya aur uper likh diya " Khair Mubarak " :-O :-P

Sacha Dost Wo Hai Jo
Apki Aankhon Mian Us Waqt
Dard Dekh Leta Hai
Jab Duniya Kah Rahi Ho Yaar
Tum Muskurate
Bohat Ho!!

A CUTE LOVE STORY
There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
Where did u get this?
The man said,
I kept that since i was a child,
But why u asking?
The girl replied,
I lost this picture when i was seven..:-)

There is always sumone
in everyone's life.,
whose mood Affects your smile..!

Thought for the Night:
Solve the problem
or
Leave the problem.
But..
Do not sleep with the problem..!!
GOOD NIGHT.

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS
OF INDIA:-

Scenario 1 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :
Two guys are fighting. Both of them
take timeout & call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB

Scenario 3 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy
comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him
up.
That's DELHI.

Scenario 4 :
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens atea stall.
That's AHEMDABAD

Scenario 5 :
Two guys fighting and a third guy
comes along then a forth and they
start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 6 :
Two guys fighting and third guy comes
nearby house and says " don't fight in
front of my place, go somewhere else ."
That's KERALA

Scenario 7 :
Two guys fighting third guy comes
along with a carton of beer.All sit
together drink beer and abuse each
other and go home as friends... :)
You are at GOA

Last Scenario :
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes
and shoots both of them.
You are definitely in UTTAR PRADESH :P

Love Every Part Of India... ITs Really Great !!

"Jackie Chan's wife dies 1 year after marriage.

Santa tries to console Jackie bt not sure wat to say.
Suddenly blurts, " hota hai yaar..Chinese thi, Aur kitna chalti..!

Pimple pimple little scar, sarey kanjoos mere yaar, jo na karey Mera status LIKE uske face pe pimple hazaar :)