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Jokes

KG girl & boy
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Boy :- Can i kiss ur hand.
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Girl :- why ? R my lips poisonous ?
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Boy :- ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai..:-/ :-P


Luv-Shayary

Kahan dhondtay ho tum ishq ko aye be,khabar?

"yeh khud hi dhondh leta hai jissey barbaad krna ho...!


Hubby-Wife

A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture Of a Girl coverd by leaves.

Husband keeps on watching.

Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p

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Facebook

Dear Guys..... ye jo LIKE ka button he is k sath hi 1 COMMENT ka b button he to plz kabhi ye b ker dia kren.........shukriya ;)


Funny-Shayari

Ab tk Zindagi me Mile hai Bahut
DHOOKE.......
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Gaur Farmaiye...
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Zara thoda or Gaur Farmai
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Ab tk zindagi me mile hai bahut Dhooke.....
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Koi baat nahi.....
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Its OK
Its OK
Its OK
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Wah Wah g kya baat kahi Humne ;-)


Funny

Agr tm chahtay ho k har larki tmharay pas aye or tm say bat kare or tmhen paisay bhi de
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Girls college k samny"IMLI" becha karo..:-D:-D

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Shayari

Wo Aaj karta hai nazar andaz to bura na
maan..
Toot kar chahnay walon ko rulana riwaj hai is
duniya ka :(


Jokes

Miss : Aj Tum Late Q Ay?
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki?

bacha:

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Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo .
Dost SHAK krty Hain.... xD
Teacher shock
student Rockssss:D


Funny-Shayari

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.


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