Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.

Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?

Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon...

I can't find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; maybe the question is how did God know that I needed a friend like U.
Happy Frienship Day

Ek ladka ladki se ishara kar ke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,

Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai-

ek baar
aaja
aaja
aaja
aaja
aa ja....!:P

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on.
Happy Frienship Day

1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa
Malik:Kon Hai Waha?
Chor:Miyaaaun!
Malik:Kon Hai?
Chor:Miyaaunn
Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee??
Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi..

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Happy Friendhip Day!

Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu banayi..?
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Kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi, machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai...:P

Light jane k baad candle le k pappu TOILET ja rha tha

Koi kambakhat phook mar k keh gya

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 You

( ',')
/) (\l
_/ \_

Batao Emergncy ke
wqt b mzak
ye to had hi ho gayi

FRIENDSHIP is just like "H2O"
No color
No shape
No place
No size
No money
No rich
No poor
But still essential for living & for forever.
Happy Frienship Day