Cute Flirt: p
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Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?

Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,

Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..?
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Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...! :(

Kisi Ko Kisi Ke Isharo Ne Luta,
Kisi Ko Kashti Ke Kinarone Luta..

Wo Darte Hai Hamari Kasam Khane Se,
Par Hume To Unki Kasam
De kar Hazaaro Ne Luta..

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha
kar raha tha.
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. Ladki: Tumhe pata hai,
peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Hum Khandani
Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha hai..

Dost: Oey to larki deakh aya? Kysi hy?

2 dost:
haan yara rang sy kaali aur kaan sy kam sunti hy

dost: zara english main batao.

2 dost:
yara BLACK-BERRY hy. :-D :-D

1 Lerki apne boy friend ko USB de ker boli :-O
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Is main Mere ko Facebook Daal ke Diyoo :D:D lolx

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai..'

Glory of the day, soundless and restrain,
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains.
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame.
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow's name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.
HAPPY RAINS

Chitragupt yamraj se bola : Maine
ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab
bhi Dharti par kisi masoom pe
attyachar hoga to swarg mein
ek blast hoga..
Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare
blast hone lage..
Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha
hai..?
Chitragupt:- lagta hai ENGINEERING
ke bachcho ka result aa gaya... :P

Mehfil lagi hui hai bad duaon ki hum ne b keh dala

'Mehfil lagi howe thi badd'uaon ki hum ne b kah dala.......!

usy ISHQ ho..!

usy ISHQ ho..!

usy ISHQ ho..!'