When a Girl says "Pata nahin", It means Pata
toh hai par bata nahi sakti..!! :P :P

ATTENTION PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Painful Request From Pogo :

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Kehte Sab Hain, Dekhta Koi Nahi Hai..! :( :P :D

Levels of Attitude

Boy : Hi !! :)

Girl (showing attitude) : Do I know you -_-

Boy (in COOL TONE) : Teri itni aukaat kahan B) :D

Ek din ek ladka apne dost
se bola:

University se mera result
check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere
saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me
fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se
salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to
kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k
taraf se salam!

Dost university se result
dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-
muslimeen O Muslimaat ki
taraf se salaam!

Miss: itne Din se Kahaan they ?

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Student: Bird Flu Hogayaa tha

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Miss: per ye to Parindon Main Hota hai

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Student: Saali tu ne Insan Samjha
he Kab hai Roz to Murgaa Bana deti haii :p :P

Things I do when I have to study:
1% = Study.
99% = Tell people I have to study. :D :D

Us ki chahat ka iqrar na krte...
Us ki kasmon ka aitbar na krte...

Agr pta hota hum sirf mazak hain un k liye..
Qasam say jaan day dayte pr pyar na krte

Ek din wo hamse mile to pucha hame yaad krte ho tum..?????
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Ab unhe kaun samjhaye yaad krna itna asaan hota to ham class me top na kr lete....

Gf- Am too fed up from our daily fights I just wanna break up wid u..
Bf- Ok but first take dis chocolate ..
Gf- Aawwww so u dont want me to go, manaa rahe ho mujhe chocolate deke... :)

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Bf- Nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam karne se pehle muh meetha kar lena chahiye.. :P