James bond - My name is Bond, James bond !!
She - I Have A Friend, Boyfriend ! :D
If u advise him, he thinks u r dominating. If u dont, u r not doing anything..
If u agree to all his likes, u r sweet. If u dont, u r not understanding.
If he calls u, he is missing u. If u call, u r disturbing him.
If he asks u anything,its his right. If u ask, u r interfering.
If he cares, he loves u but if u care, u r very possessive.
And he says "women are confusing!"
HATS OFF to girls for tolerating this species!! :D
Things we do at railway station when train is late..!!
1. sit and wait .
2. sit and wait . .
3. Sit and wait . .
1. Walk through out the station to find girls.
2. Go to toilet and call the number written there.
3. Looks in the reservation chart to find female passenger in his bogey,
even in other bogey.
4. Enters in bogies of other train and look for girl.
5. Annoy the t.c. By asking about fine for without ticket journey, and when t.c. Asks for ticket then show him after long discussion..!!
Specialy Dedicated 2 all boys...
1 hand on clutch...
1 on accelerator...
1 ear listening to song...
... 1 on mobile1 leg on gear..
1 on brake & both eyes on girls..!!
...boys r really multi-talented...
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Girl: Q Nahi?
Boy: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-):P :P
She: Mai tujhe Like karti hun.
He: Par mai toh tujhe like ke sath comment bhi karta hun
She: Mar ja kutte kameeney...
Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai
Girl- chhoro na
Boy- Tumhare baal kitnekhubsurat hai. Girl- chhoro na
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitnegulabi hai
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi
Boy- Arrrrey...kamInI aur kitna choru. Itne der se
lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe :D
Boy: Tum gana bahut acha gaati ho
Girl: thanks but I'm just a bathroom singer
Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe ...... ;) :O :p