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Girl-Boy

Bf on call- Hey Swtheart Kya Kr Rahi Ho. . ?
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Gf Meri Tabiyat Kharaab H Janu,
Sone Ja Rahi Hu or
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Bf- Me Cinema Hall Me Tere Piche Baitha hu
KAMINI . . :D :P ^_^


Funny   Girls  

Girls Kripya Apne Naam Ke Pehle
Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,
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. Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se
Vishwaas Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai..!! ;)
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. R.I.P Angels..!! ;)

:P :D


Students   Jokes  

Teacher- Isko Hindi me translate karo..

Hey frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there..
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Student : Wo Dekho saalo , Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai....
:P:D

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Exam   Students  

LATEST EXAM TIP :-

Agar Exam dete time question paper dekh ke kuch na "suje"
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toh
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sir ko zor se desk pe mariye,
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Suj jaega. :)


Funny-Shayari


Hey bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ?

Hey Bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ?

Gour Farmiyega

Hey Bhagwan kaisa hai ueh Trend ?

Dil Churake Bolu :- '' Dude ! We r jst Frends ''


Funny

Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears
dhey distroid avar kalchar, so wot?
Let as distroyi deher lengvage,
"inglees'' laik dhis

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Jokes

Teacher- X married Z,who was twice his age,left her,started dating Y who was half his age..

Whts d age of X?

Stdnt-I dn knw d calculations bt 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan......:):D


Exam   Students  

Why We Sometimes Write"Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->


Night

arz kiya hai..... na din ko light na raat ko light..... good night good night....... :(


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