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Larki cheekh rahi hai aur villan pagalon ki Tarha us k dress k button kholne ki koshish kar raha hai but dress k button khul nhi rahe..
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Apki maa behn ki izat ky rakhwaly Gopal Button waly..:P :D

Father-Tune kbhi koi aisa kaam kiya h jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta-Papa 1 baar mene aap ke


sar k niche TAKIYA lgaya tha. :D

Strange but true..
Duniya mein har insaan ka alag naam hai.. magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai.
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"ABE O KUTTE"

kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar zaroor dekhte hai....:P

Yaadain
Muhabbat say ziada wafadaar hotin hain . .
Kyun k. .

Muhabbat krnay walay chor k chalay jatay hain

per 'Yaad'

Hamaisha sath rehti hai . .

Kisi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Kisi Se Kuch Na Kehna.
Lage Chot DiL Pe To Khamos Rhna.
Jahan Chot Khana Wahi Muskrana.
Mgr Muskrana Is Ada Se Ki Ro De Zmana.... :)

Exam me ek Studnt copy pe Flowers bna rha tha.

Sir:- Ye kya! Flowers kyu bana rhe ho?

Studnt:- Ye flowrs Meri "Yaddasht ko dedicated hai jo abi-abi guzr gyi''

Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye

"KFC ka ZINGER"

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Doston k Liye

"Middle Finger"! :-P

Hamne Kabhi Nahi chaha Ki Hame Ishq Ho..

A dost...

Par unki Ek Nazar ne Hume Nilaam Kar Diya:-)

Boy : Hey!! :)

Girl : What?

Boy : Hi :)

Girl : Bye!

Boy : why? :S

Girl: Didn't heard what I Said? Get Lost! :)

Boy : Okay As you Wish! :) But I Wanna Say Something to You!

Girl: What? Say fast, I dont have Time

Boy (laughing): If, I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide..
I'll Definitely Jump from Your Ego Level to Your IQ Level :D Good Bye :D