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Naughty   Girl-Boy  

Best words by A girl to her lover :P
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"ACHA BABA ..... LO KAR LO..."


Luv-Shayary

Sirf Mein Hi Tham Sakon Haath Us Ka
Mujh Pe Itni Inayat Kar De

Wo Reh Na Paye Ek Pal Bhi Mere Bina
Aye KHUDA Usay Meri Adat Karday


Students   Funny  

WHAT WE LEARNED DURING LECTURES!

how to yawn widout opening mouth :P

how to sleep wid eyes open :D

how to believe dat dis lecture will end soon :P

how to cntrol our anger :-/

how to text widout lukng at the cellphone:->

how to eat chips without moving mouth ;-)

how to pretend that we are undrstandng each and every word of teacherzZ :D

We are Experts.. ;-)

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Funny

"GLOBAL WARMING"
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OUR FUTURE GENERATION WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE POLAR BEAR AND TIGER
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SO WHAT
HUMNE KONSA DINOSOUR DEKHA THA..... :P:D


Wise   Life  

Every one will not get every thing....!
This is the rule of Life.....!
Sooo...!
Dont try to get...!
Which is not urs...!
...But..!
Dont Dare to loose which is Urs....!


Smile   Cute  

I Searchd many shops to buy the Best Chocolate For you

But,

I did not find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile.:)

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Jokes

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Santa says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D


Funny

The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl...
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Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho
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Aur Jese Hi Uske ''BF'' Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe
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''Ye Bhangi Sa Kaun Hai!!'' :P


Students   Jokes  

2 studnts cheating karne hi
walethe ke
Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
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Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan
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capital
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Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya?
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Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko
danta
tha k
abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab
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"TOKYO" ;) :P :D

student n frndship always rockssss!!


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