चूल्हे पर रखे दूध को ताकना और उसको गिरने न देना ही वो पहली ज़िम्मेदारी थी जो बचपन में मम्मी हमको दिया करती थी!
In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a
basket of apples with a notice written over
it:
'Do not take more than one, God is
watching'
On d other counter there's a box of
chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy
watching d apples"......:D
Aajkal 14-15 saal ke bache gf/bf se dhoka khane par ro rahe hain
humari toh tab cycle puncture ho jaana sabse badi tragedy hoti thi..
A five year old boy was trying To write.
Dad : What are u writing my kid ?
Son : Love letter to my girl friend..
Dad : Do you know how to write ?
Son : No !! So what ?
She doesn't know how to read ..
It's Love dad u won't understand :D
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to
school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I 'should' go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Extra cute msg:
A little boy snd sms to his girl frnd :
Sweetheart! Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo?
its really very urgent.
We r playing cards &
I hav lost my "QueeN"
Two persons you need in your
life...
A cute person who promises not to
break your heart...
&
A best friend to kick that person
if he/she breaks.
In d memory of childhood
When d most popular games were "chupan-chupai",
"pakdam-pakdai",
"oonch-neech",
"barf-paani",
when d best delights were "orange goli", "raaja ka khajaana", "kismibar",
when decision were made by "akkad bakkad bambey bow"
.
when while playing cricket, rule were "ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega"
.
When d best defesive dialogues were "jo kehta hai wahi hota hai"
"same 2 u, bck 2 u"
.
awesome uncountable memories...:)
A Heart touching msg from a boy who failed in love:
Dat day I tattooed my
lover's name on my hand
&
2day by looking at dat my DAUGHTER asked me
"Do u Love me so much Dad"? :-(