Teacher: physics ki definition kro?
Students: pura nai ata akhir se todha yad hai
Teacher: ok sunao
Students: "and this is called physics.." :D
Letter to principal
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Haye saale!,
yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai.
Kamino,students ki jaan nikal jati hai.
Upar se kutte checking to aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho...
Aisa syllabus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan toh haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai
tera baap bhi is paper mei pass nai hoga,tu khud is paper mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Yours sincerely,
(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga :)
Dabang2 dialogue out :D
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Gaadi chalane se darr nahi lagta sahab...
Petrol bharane se lagta hai ! :D :D
||- Beautiful Thought -||
"Being silent is a very powerful
tool 4 making others feel for
their mistakes.
It speaks many languages"
Mana tu mari qismat ma nai
Magar mari Taqdeer ma likha hai tujhey toot k chahna.
Rok tou loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se...
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye..
Gues poet's name
"Me"
Aaaff course ;-)
Cute answer when a girl asked her Ex.. .
. Girl - do u still love me?? .
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. Boy - pyar ka to pta nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete
hain..!! :')
All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
&
An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
Good Morning