10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
The....

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1
Aadmi Ko Chhodhna Hoga....
engineer Ne Kaha

Apni jaan Ki

Qurbani Me Deta Hoon...
Taaliyan.....

Ye Sun Kar Sb doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage, aur kar diya sardaaro wala kaam lol :D

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.

Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski "BEHAN" ho..!

Best quote by a smart boy :)
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"I dont need a galfrnd.
My Studies irritates me enough everyday.!" :P

New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
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Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook =P

GIRLS put on makeup,
lots of creams,
expensive perfumes and
they make the best hairstyle
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finally guys look at them and say :
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wowww
Nice Figure :D

Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di.. Hirni Si Aankhein.. Resham Se Baal...
Gulab K Pankhuriyon Se Hont.. Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya...!!!
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Phir Zuban Di : Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya ! :P :P :P

Aap Ki Tarif Me
4 LiNe Pesh Kar Rahi Hu

_Ummeed Hai
Ap Ko Pasand Aayegi..



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Gin Lo Puri 4 LINE Hai.. :D :D

Beti-- mom he's jst a frend!
Maa-- hum ne duniya dekhi hai beta!!!

2 litre petrol jalaa ke ghar aanewala jst frend nahi hota :D

Once A Boy And A Girl Decided To Write Down Whatever They Wanted To Change In Each Other..!!

Boy's Eyes Filled With Tears After Reading 7 Pages The Girl Has Written..!!

Girl's Eyes Were Filled After Reading One Line The Boy Has Written
"I Just Want To Change Your Surname To Mine"...!!

Respect The One Who Loves You. . .
Because It Is Hard To Live With Your Shadows :)