Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch
Shopkeeper- Sir wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhau...!!!

Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa Ladka
Hota Hai Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti

or Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi Ladki

Hoti H Jise Wo Pa Nahi Sakta

It's True.

Girl :- Aj Daddy Ne Mujhe Tumhare
Sath Bike Pe Dekh Liya :(
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Boy :- Shit Fer Kya Bole Voh?????
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Girl :- Bus ki Ticket ke Paise Vapis le Liye!
Hamari Family Bahut Hi Strict Hai

The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight

Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages..??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!

My prayer for You: May God break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you secretly, so that you know your enemies by their smiles...!!! :D ;)'

SIR-'GANGA' Kahan Se NikaLti He & Kaha MiLti He?

Santa- Sir GANGA SkuL Ke Bahane Ghar Se
NikaL Kar MANDiR Ke Piche KAALU Se MiLti He..

A Suicide Bomber Entered in a Pet Shop and Yelled: "Everyone has 1 Minute to get Out!"
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Turtle: "Kameenayyyy".. :-@

Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no kis name se save he,
Honey ya Darling
He was shoked 2 see d name
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RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!! :P :D :O

Girls pc folder:
C\desktop\songs\romantic songs

Boy's pc folder
C\windows\system32\drivers\studymaterial\important files\educational stuff\data structure an alogrithims\SUNNY LEONE.avi