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Life

How strange it is...

We wish to earn loads of money, but we have the best of times only when we had just 10 bucks in pocket...

We wish to wear high brands, but we feel most comfortable in payjama pants...

We wish to sit in Taj and Marriott with elite people, but we enjoy roadside vendor food with friends the most...

We wish to own big cars and go on long drives yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road...

We have 64GB ipods filled with songs, but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared...

Life is simple indeed...

We make it complex by running after what never gives us joy..

Love life...
Take note of small things...

For when you achieve the bigger ones, u can smile n say...

'I Have Lived It All'.


Hubby-Wife

Wife : Tum Mujhe apne Sath Thailand Kyun Nahi le Jate..?? =/

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Husband : Are Pagli,
Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin Le kar jata hai..?? ;) x)


Funny-Shayari

'Mohabbat k raste mei har waqt dard mile ga
meine socha hai...
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issi raste par..
Medical store khol lo buht chale ga..
I am Inteligent ;-)

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Sharabi

Ram yug mei doodh mila krishan yug mei ghee....

Is yug mei daru mili khoob daba kar pee...:D


Facebook

1 Admi ki Wife mar gai.......

Dost:- Usko chup karane k bad; " Tujhy Kuch Chahiye?

Admi:- Laptop la do.

Dost:- Q khairiat?

Admi:- Facebook pe Status to Single kr dun. ;-)


Girl-Boy

Zaalim Haseena:
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BOY-
I love u..
I Can't live widout u..
Mar jaunga..
Mit jaunga..
Tere pyaar mai fanna ho jaunga..

GIRL-
Hmmmm..
Dekh lo Tumhe jaisa theek lage...:p xD

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Friendship

Ek acha dost hospital me phool dekar khta hai.
Get well soon.
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Par ek sacha dost khta hai.
"jani nurse bahut beutiful hai dhire-dhire thik hona roz aata rahunga :P


Miss-You

When a very sweet
and
Close person goes to far from us,
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we may or may not say
But

Our heart says to their heart
"You Made Me Alone"
Miss You !!


Jokes

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala
utha dijiyega, main na jagu to
jabardati utar dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."

Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to
patiala subah nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko gaaliyan dene
laga..!

Logo ne TTE se kaha apko
galiyan deraha hai aur aap
chup chap sun rahe ho..!!
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TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki...
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Subah jisko maine Zabardasti
utar diya hai Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..! :P


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