Wedding speech from girl to her in laws:

"My dear new family, I thank u for welcoming me in my new house, Firstly I
must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines,

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it, Those cooking
must keep cooking, Those cleaning must keep cleaning, I'll not disturb anybody's routine,

So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to
eat BUN, have FUN & entertain your SON" :P:D

Aakhir girte huye Aansu ne mujhse bol hi diya
:

ki
:
:
Nikal diya na mujhe uske liye jiske liye tu
KUCH BHI NHi.....;(

Maut Ka Intzar Tha Hame To Usse Milne Se Pahle !

Ek Mulakat Ne Zindagi Ka Deewana Bana Diya !

Duniya me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...

"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha...

Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit. . . ! ;)

Various Celebrity Passwords
Abhishek Bachchan - Paa sWord

Amitabh Bachchan - rekha

Shahrukh Khan - ppppassword

Madhuri Dixit - 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur - Paffword

Emraan Hashmi - Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar - Kaekopoocha

Gabbar Singh - Aakthoo!!

Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi manti to..
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itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti.. ... :D :P

Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya.

Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola:
"Main pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."

Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se takra kar gir padi.

Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh Bola:

"Beti, araam se ja... Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee piyenge!:D

Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
.
Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
.
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
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Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
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Driver: Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
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Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
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Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
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Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
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Bhai: Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?. :))