Every tear is a sign of
.
.
.
Cutting oni0ns :o

Every silence is a sign of
.
.
.
Zero balance! :) &

Every smile is a sign of
.
.
.
Daily brushing :)

Life is so simple
Don't make it complex with difficult explanati0ns.. :-D ;-)

My Relation is not like "RAIN" which comes n goes away,
my relation is like "AIR" some time silent but always around you

Ek ladka Bike pe Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekhne k chakkr me Achanak Gir Pada..
Ladki-Oh My God!
Lgi To Ni

Boy-Arey ni Pagli..!
Hum To Utarte hi Aise hai

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy2: sikha kuch ni, avi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Whem i Was Small,

i was afraid to show my report card to my parents..!!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

But now in Engg.

they are afraid to see it..!! ;-)) :-D

Beta Ramesh n Suresh pita ji ki patloon choti
ho
gayee ho tou ghar wapas aa jao.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pita ji yaha nangey
baithe hain....

Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-
GirlFriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

"Do You Know, What is The Difference B/w Your Smile and My Smile? You Smile, When You are Happy. and I Smile, When I See You Happy."......

Suna Hai Dil Samandar se zyada Gehra hota hai...........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To phr Isme uskey Siwa koi or Samata Q nahi