GIRLS KI 5 CATRGORIES (BOYS VERSION) :-

1- teri bhabhi
2- meri bhabhi
3- teri wali
4- meri wali
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5- jo na pate wo "kameeni saali" :-P:P

Kameene Dost..
A broken lover's emotional line
turned funny by his friend...

Lover: I want her back!!
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Friend-and what abt her 'front' :P

Raat k 3 baje Phone Aya:
Hello! Yahan RESHMA MEHFOOZ Rehti h kya?
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Boy: Abe Saale Raat k 3 baje agar RESHMA Mere Paas hoti to MEHFOOZ Rehti kya ??

Ek bar engineering k sbhi Profesrs ko
ek plane me bithaya gya.....
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Fir announce kiya gya ki

:-"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA
HAI"
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Sab profesrs utr gye,
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Par principAl baithe rahe
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Logo ne pucha :- Apko Darr nhi lgta?
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Principle-
"Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa
hai
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Ye start hi nahi hoga.." :) :p :o

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,

Kuch log bandagi kehte hai,,,

Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,

Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain,,,

Boy : Is this your first kiss ? . . . . .
Girl(angrily): OFCOURSE IT IS..!! :O
why do all you guys always ask the same question ?

Aurat: Baba Gee Mera Shohar Saari Saari Raat Ghar Se Bahar Rehta Hai...!

Baba Gee: Ye Information Hai Ya Invitation... :D :P :P

Mazak ki b ek Had hoti hai,
YAAR
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Main Ladki k saath date par tha
or mera dost ne uske saamne aakar bola
" Kal wali Zyada achi thi yar "

Maths sir: what is a line?

A genius answerd:

A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!

Sir:-so wht r parallel lines.?

A dot going for a walk with his girlfrnd. :D